Have a lovely day.” via People of Walmart “Hi, just making sure you’re in some kind of sub/dom relationship, and not being held against your will. Clearly, this is consensual, but I hope one of the greeters at Walmart at least asked if that was the case. “I keep my man on a tight leash.” is not something I ever thought would be said literally. What if your emotional support animal is another person? Here’s a solution. You look surprised we included you in this list. There’s a fine line between self-care and just giving up. The sign does “say wear a mask” so technically you’re not wrong. Hope he’s here to pick up some discount razors. But people will think it.Īhoy, neckbeard. Otherwise, people are going to think you had a baby with a goat. Even if the goat is helping you shop, maybe get a leash instead of a BabyBjörn. The goat looks like it’s whispering to this woman what she missed from her shopping list. Now, people are doing this: via People of Walmart By the time you got home for the store, all your cans were gone, and you could celebrate by drinking all the beer you bought, and leaving the cans for the goat to eat the next day. You left the goat at home to deal with your recycling. These emotional support animals are getting out of control.Ĭall me old fashioned, but I remember a time when people went shopping without a goat on their back. He is the best-dressed person in the store, though. Then, they probably made it safely out of the store without incident. Unless they walked at a normal pace to getaway. I assume the person who took this photo is now dead. Amazingly, someone saw Large Slenderman and snapped a photo. With your head! He loves walking right behind you. This person is in the electronics and video game aisle because he loves playing games. Hear me out: What if Slenderman weren’t slender at all? Wonder if he even realizes that he’s a super-spreader now? In the early days of COVID, masks were harder to come by, so some Walmart shoppers just improvised. If not, then why even go shopping at Walmart? Go do anything else. The clerk probably ran to the back to find an ice cream hoodie and slippers that look like hotdogs. I only hope the person in this photo asked for help at the register finding more clothes that match his current outfit. People can see my tired eyes, my gut, and my big beard. If a friend asked what three things I’d want on a deserted island, I would say “doughnuts, pizza, and my doughnut-and-pizza-themed clothes.” For me, wearing clothes with my favorite food on them is redundant. Let the world know your two favorite things. Never go to the grocery store hungry, they say. They met in the Walmart parking lot, and said “I want to get to know you for the next 30 minutes while I shop for a new lasso.” He is a cowboy after all.
Or maybe they don’t know each other at all. Maybe they’re literally attached at the hip because of some botched surgery. It’s nice to see people who can get along this well, but there’s a difference between wanting to and needing to do something like this. Some people are so codependent they can’t be out of each others’ arms for even a moment. I’m basing this on my normal clothing decisions, like wearing the same pair of jeans for a whole month without washing them.
I don’t know much about fashion per se, but I do know if you’re not Flavor Flav, you should think twice about wearing oversized household items as a necklace. Then, we get a significant other who’s cool with us wearing a big spoon as jewelry. Others had to go out and work hard to get that spoon. Some people were born with a silver spoon in their mouths. There’s some pretty funny stuff going on there.Īnd if you’re ever wondering “how should I act in public?” then you’re probably one of those stuck-up Target shoppers.įrom R-rated shoppers to full-on nude shoppers, and every trashy, weird, and obscene thing in-between, here are some of our “favorite” funny people of Walmart.įinally, a spoon big enough for the amount of cereal I eat. Walmart is still America, Jack! If you don’t like it, then… make sure you take your camera. Walmart is still where people don’t worry about looks or etiquette. Since then they’ve been bringing us the best of the worst that Walmart has to offer.Īnd It turns out, Walmart shoppers are still as unfortunate as ever. According to the founders, The People Of Walmart blog was created in 2009 after its creators took a trip to a South Carolina Walmart and noticed a woman who “looked like a stripper” in a T-shirt that read “go f*** yourself” while accompanied by a two-year-old.
peopleofwalmart Who are the people of Walmart?įunny you should ask. It’s been a while since we’ve checked in on one of my favorite memes from days of old (that’s also still going strong): People of Walmart.
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